Had pretty cool dream last night, and heaps of people from Tumblr were there…

It started off with me being asleep on the beach somewhere. Then I woke up to someone prodding my back. I thought it was my mother trying to wake me up for school, so I batted her away. I rolled over to see it wasn’t in fact my mother, but Koala! She was taping a note to my back. I don’t remember what the note said, but there was this whole backstory to it that was fairly important, but idr. I just remember some of it was in a different language and there was a batheart on it.

Than she told me that everyone else was waiting for me in Howl’s moving castle, so she led me to it. I went in and Shuffle, Michaela, Tori, Chanel and a giant Sims plumbob were having a Christmas party. Everyone cheered when we opened the door. Everyone was all like “Sarah, woo!” And I’m like “Hey guys!!” and they’re like “Merry Christmas!” and I’m like “But it’s October!” and they’re like “But this is Tumblr! Nothing makes sense here!” and I’m like “Oh yeah duh.”

Than I sat down at the table, and there was a big Christmas cake shaped like a jelly mould, and it had red sprinkles. We all ate some. Chanel poured lots of brandy on her piece and got really drunk, and kept muttering about how she was Frank now and that everyone else was humbled by her perfection. And Shuffle’s just like “Chanel you are drunk” and we all laughed (including Chanel because she was drunk).

Idk what happened to the plumbob, it was just there at the very start and then it just sort of went away. Idk.

Then Howl walked out of the kitchen with a turkey (because on Tumblr, dessert always comes before the main course) and put it on the table and said “Enjoy” and winked at me and I swooned because Howl is gorgeous. Then Michaela picked up the turkey and started throwing it into the air and catching it like a baby, and cuddling it, and she was talking to it saying “It’s okay honey I won’t let them eat you.” But then Tori stole a leg off it and laughed an evil laugh before taking a bite out of it. Michaela was screaming and crying because her turkey baby was dead, but then Shuffle came and gave her a hug and she was all better. And Tori was happy too because she had food. And Koala was over in the corner like “wtf uguise.” Then we all ate the rest of the turkey and it was delicious. Chanel passed out from being drunk sometime while we were eating Turkey. We just laughed.

Then Howl came over and said “Did you enjoy your meal?” and we’re all like “Yes it was delicious.” And then I noticed that Howl had a little bow tie badge on his lapel. It could only mean one thing. “You’re Patrick Stump!” I exclaimed, and he looked very surprised. “How do you know?” he cried. “Your bow tie pin,” I replied.

So then he ripped off his jacket and he was suddenly Patrick Stump and he burst into Dance Miserable and then everyone was like “omg Sarah” and I was all like “idek man” and then Patrick got up on the table and danced and it was cool and we all joined him and did some weird 70s dance I can’t decribe. And then he’s like “I want to dedicate this next song to Sarah” and everyone’s like “aw” and then he sang Nothing Compares 2 U and then he got down on his knee (on the table) and said “Sarah, I love you. Will you run away to the Wastes with me, and we’ll have a beautiful family?” and I said “Of course darling” and everyone cheered. Then we rode away on a flying white horse into the clouds and the last thing I heard from you guys was Chanel drunkenly yelling “~Bye Green Guitar!”

Then that Japanese song from the end of Howl’s Moving Castle started playing and I kissed Patrick and I was suddenly in a light blue dress and we just floated through the clouds for a while before I woke up.

Shuffle’s interpretation:

you are all very tolerant of my ms paint doodles

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