I was gonna go to bed but
then I started watching all of Patrick’s videos
and the feels came rushing back.
Mark: According to musical youth, what should you pass on the left hand side?
Patrick: Um, the koochie.
Mark: ...the doochie.
Patrick: Oh, it is the doochie! But-but- the koochie is the cooking pot that they... wait! No, koochie is the, is the... I got confused. Sorry. Doochie is the cooking pot... and the koochie is supposed to be like, something for wacky-tobaccy or something, and they, and they--
Mark: Are you stoned right now?
Patrick: No! That was the thing, is that--so everyone was like, "Oh, that song's about weed." And they're like, "No, no, it's about about serving food with your family."
